26 June 2007

Smurf infectious disease control

What happens what an angry fly bites a lazy Smurf on the tail? Mayhem. Sheer mayhem. Suddenly, black Smurfs prowl the mushroom patch, biting the innocent right on their little blue tails and shouting "gnap!" (I think that's a Smurfese curse word.)



Luckily, Papa Smurf is an epidemiological and medical genius, able to cure infectious insect-bourne diseases using natural products. He rejects coqulicot in favor of white flowers, and well, generally runs the whole Smurf centers for disease control and prevention from his little mushroom workshop, which unfortunately gets destroyed in the excitement.



Who'da thunk it?

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